Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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