69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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