i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
