with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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