It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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