It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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