his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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