i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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