Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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