Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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