we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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