she woke up with a sticky ear
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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