did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Yo dont text me then not text me
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
