But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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