He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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