Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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