So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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