Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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