ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So much rum. So many feels.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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