Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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