at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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