If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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