dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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