It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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