i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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