I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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