How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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