You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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