you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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