yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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