'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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