I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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