i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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