Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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