So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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