I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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