i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
its liver damage thursday
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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