I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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