this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
