White coat. Heels.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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