Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
