KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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