Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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