I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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