I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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