break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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