we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm way too hungover for life right now
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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