yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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