She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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