Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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