Who did Billy Mays play for?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Boobs are out for the taking
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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