She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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