So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
there is glitter all over my balls
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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