Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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